Due to the recent low level performance of Lewis McLendon we are forced to submit the following advertisement:
Needed- One brother. Must actually call, text or email sister at least once a month if only to check to make sure she is still alive. No previous experience or education is required. Sense of humor and general good personal hygiene is appreciated as we will be taking new family portraits. Must like animals. Position comes with benefits of 2 parents, christmas presents and the most awesome sister ever. Please notify me of your interest by commenting here. Thank you!